LawknessMawnsta

"ALLAH! kek"

LawknessMawnsta, otherwised referred to as "Lawk" or "Nessy" or "Mawnsta" or "That fucking faggot", is a manager in the eternal circlejerk that is Emancipator. He holds many titles, listed below:
 * Worst at Vidya
 * King of Shitposting
 * King of MEMES
 * KARD KAISER
 * GARD GEYSER
 * CARD CAESAR
 * Most Pious
 * Most Devout
 * Most Allah Fearing
 * Biggest Babby
 * Biggest Busta
 * Guy who can take most dicks in his ass
 * Patron Saint of Spergouts
 * Happiest Drunk
 * Fucker of FAMILY FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 * Killer of Infidels
 * Wielder of the Aboose-Hammer

Backstory
Joining the plug back in its early days, about 2 or 3 weeks or so after its founding, LawknessMawnsta entered the chat as a lowly whitename, and proceeded to usher in an age of shitposting the likes of which had never been seen before, or since. He also made the plug a halal caliphate in the eyes of Allah and Muhammad.

Continuing to vanquish the infidels within plug, he rose through the ranks to become a manager in both Vidyanski and Emancipator. He used this newfound power to aboose as many whitename BR's as he could, and while drunk, promote as many fucking faggots as he could find to bouncer, a crime for which he was demoted numerous times.

Has been a witness to most plug events, although most of the time, has no fucking idea what is going on because he has plug muted and is listening to recitations of the Quran in the finest persian rendition.

Plug Family
MrHoot-Dad

DoctorSeedy-Mawm

YARO DOMO-Uncle

RedishBlues-Uncle

VariA-Grandma

BaronJoker-The weird neighbour who showed him his junk

Lawkness-Biggest fucking Babby

A-non-e-moose-Gay Cousin

599-Dead Grandpa

Real Life
Has fucked everyone in plug's mums.

Missed out on fucking 2 fresh, willing, french lolis because he didn't realise that 14+14=28.