The Evolution of BR

The Ballad of Bizzare BR
Christmas was in the Air, throughout the plug, users were under their blankets, all comfy and snug.

The queen shone her robo smile and uttered the mantra, "oh gosh you guys we should do a secret santa!"

And the plug was paired up for all to see, to gift one another games that were comfy.

Much joy was had by the users that day, As many games from friends headed their way.

Probably even more suprising was that, in no ones stocking was found a bad rat.

Yet one user was late, late he was by far. That one, last, user: Bizzare BR.

To pressure him into delivering his cargo, we found his steam name: Eduardo.

Not a trace of the Brazilian was heard, his game on Christmas day remained untransferred...

Many rumours in the plug began to spin, about Bizzare BR's cardinal sin.

Yet it was not until an entire month later, Moosh heard from the suspected traitor.

Before the bear could express his hate, the boy from Brazil began to narrate.

"Mooshman I'm sorry for my absence these days, but I narrowarly avoided dying in a blaze."

"U FOOKIN WOT M8?!" the Mooshman began, as BR told him the story of his sword from Japan.

"After a particularly long session of metal gear rising; a plan my friend began devising:

"Lets grab a watermellon, kiwi and banana, and slash that shit up with your katana."

We'll burn the excess fruit for fun," a good Idea because NANO MACHINES SON!

So we drive off the nearest produce purveyor, to enact our role of cyber fruit slayer.

on the way back we stop at a seller of gas, at home we're happy at what we've amassed.

The katana at the fruit we did flail, my friend began to make a molotov cocktail.

He made it on top of my bunk, but not before spilling the highly volitile gunk.

I lit the divice like an american Jindo, and proceeded to aim for my open window.

I know it was stupid but I do not jest, but I believe from there you get the rest.

" With the story the bear certainly kek'd, certainly relieved Bizzare BR was not Rekt.

As Moosh began his next sentence, Bizzare BR began the path of repentance.

"I must say BR that story was a total thrill, the entire plug assumed you were kill"

And the BR returned to the plug once more, upon entry was greeted with a tremendour roar.

The crowd had missed him; he achived absolution, and with his story began his evolution.

Bizzare BR indeed may have sinned, but the plug now bows to Brazilian Wind.

The Evolution
Bizzare BR changed his name to Brazillian Wind, and was forever heralded as the stupidest most badass member of the plug.