Incident of June 4th, 2014 - ScoutTheCat

Y'all niggas better fill this in

Ending
599 and VariA came up with an ingenous plan to have a legit reason to ban the kid. At first it looked like it was going nowhere, because VariA was pretending like he was drunk and hitting on an alt who was pretending to be a 14 year old girl. Scout, in disgust, lost all respect towards VariA and decided to talk to 599 instead. 599 could not help, while both are co-hosts they cannot legally do anything to one another. Strategically, 599 acts powerless. VariA pretends to be drunk some more, and his finger slips "accidently" banning Scout comes back via unbanning through 599. A-non-e-moose out of nowhere with Tyler the Creator's signature tweet:

"Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha"

Scout copies and pastes this at least 20 times into plug chat. 599 goes on full on "delete" mode to save what is left of the sacred chat, while VariA pulls the trigger on Scout, banning him for spamming. He just wouldn't stop. Thanks to an unexpected turn of events, ScoutTheCat sperged out and got himself banned. Good riddance.