The Ballad of the Bouncer with the Chevron on his Hip

Chevron on his Hip (to the tune of Big Iron)
To the plug of Comfy Vidya came a stranger one fine day

Hardly spoke to folks in chat, he didn't have too much to say

No one dared to woot his playlist no one dared to make a skip

For the stranger there among them had a chevron on his hip

Chevron on his hip

It was early in the morning when he came into the plug

He changed his avatar out for some sort of ghetto thug

He's Mech's alt loose and running came the whisper from each lip

And he's here to do some business with the chevron on his hip

Chevron on his hip

In this plug there lived a BR by the name of xXxGaara_Sand67xXx

Many men had tried to meh him and those many men were banned

He was a shitpot and a bully though of only level four

And the tracks upon his playlist numbered one an nineteen more

One and nineteen more

Now the stranger started chatting made it plain to folks around

Was an old-school bouncer wouldn't be too long in town ;)

He came here to see a shitposter skipped or maybe banned

And he said it didn't matter he was after xXxGaara_Sand67xXx

After xXxGaara_Sand67xXx

Wasn't long before the story was relayed to xXxGaara_Sand67xXx

But the BR didn't worry men that tried before were banned

Twenty men had tried to meh him twenty men had failed to skip

Twenty one would be the bouncer with the chevron on his hip

Chevron on his hip

The morning passed so quickly cuz the site was fuckin' up

It was twenty past eleven when they got back into the plug

Folks were watching from the waitlist every-body held their breath

They knew this handsome bouncer was about to get a meh

About to get a meh

There was forty seconds left when the BR meh'd his play

And the reaction of the bouncer is still talked about today

xXxGaara_Sand67xXx had barely cued up when he found that he'd been skipped

the bouncer had aboosed him with the chevron on his hip

Chevron on his hip

It was over in a moment and the manager came back

He banned the BR in a second and it was over just like that

Oh he might have went on pluggin but he got one fatal skip

When he tried to meh the bouncer with the chevron on his hip

Chevron on his hip

Chevron, Chevron

When he tried to match the bouncer with the chevron on his hip