Peunky

The Piratical Prophet known as Peunky arrived one day, bearing sea shanties and a warning from the future:

"Hooooo is pedobeard. Pedobear is sweet. Pedobeard is your friend. But if you entrust yourself to him, there you expand the hole. I'm faster than father christmas for touch the chlild. hoo yes hoo yes said the christmas father and pedobear. the mother christmas suc my dic now. im don't your son im your father hahahaha. It is confirmed - the men on the video is a bird. np"

Interpretations
First, it is believed that the "Hooos" mentioned represent MrHoot. There is some confusion as to the identity of "Pedobeard", however - is this the same figure as Pedobear, or a separate entity? Modern scholars believe them to be identical, simply alternate spellings of the same name.

The introduction of the Christmas Father (and the Christmas Mother) has long puzzled scholars, as Peunky is a self-proclaimed aetheist (though he holds Islam to be "a great religion"). This figure appears distinct from Pedobeard, though they seem to be friends.

Additionally, the "hole" being expanded is widely believed to be the World itself.

The bit about the bird is obvious to everyone, and needs no explanation.

But the most mystifying part of the message comes at the end - the enigmatic slogan "np"

np
Generations have speculated upon the meaning of this arcane utterance. Some scholars maintain it is a shorthand form of the word "nip" or "nope", but the prevailing theory is that "np" is an acronym of some sort. But for what, is still the subject of debate.
 * Nude Pics
 * Nice Penis
 * Never Poor
 * No Pooping
 * Night Pope
 * Not (more) Pigeons
 * Nigerian Pheromones
 * Nigel Phinneas
 * Neurotic Philistine
 * Nuclear Power

Family
Upon further visitations, Peunky has mentioned several family members. He claims to be "the son of padobear", but when asked if this makes him the son of MrHoot, he only replied that it was a mystery, "nobody knows". Peunky also made reference to a dog (named Dougy) and grandfather (who resembles a blobfish). No maternal figures have been confirmed.